Not a great joke, but...

Elena has been in a bad, dark mood for a few days. No One knows why, I don't even know if Elena knows why.
     I was driving her to work and We were talking about something. I was in a real good good. Sometimes I remember life could be worse, so it's pretty good. A few minutes into our drive, I'm driving, Elena says I have major issues, I correct her and say I have major ha-shues.
     She looks at me and asks, ha-shues? what are ha-shues?
     I say, "God bless you." . It's a bad joke but it gets a smile and a loving "I hate you " from her. Best Joke of the day!!